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Mar. 28th, 2025 I swear to god I am going to fist fight my computer nothing on this page is updating or changing When you finally see this comment the problem will be fixed and I will have calmed down.
Oct. 5, 2024 As my health has been a bit more wack than usual most of the updates to the site have been cosmetic, I do have a few things that are slowly being put together. (The moment I have access to a scanner for my art it's over for you bitches)

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Eventually when the code no longer makes me want to cry there will be a comments box here.